It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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