i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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