Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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