Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Im part way to drunk.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
