that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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