I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I love you.
Bad choice
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