Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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