And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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