I hate all girls vehemently.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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