You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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