I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you will always have a special place in my vag
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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