You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The air taste purple.
Randomize
