He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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