Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I touched a dick in church today
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
