She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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