Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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