I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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