kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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