i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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