I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i think i just lost a toe
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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