Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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