:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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