Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She bit a glass in half.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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