i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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