I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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