windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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