She said her name was "party"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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