But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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