just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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