saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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