Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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