He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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