I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I can't turn off my feet"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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