Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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