Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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