why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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