You surviving the open bar?
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At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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