do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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