Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it glows. i had to have it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
