Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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