Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
