if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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