I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I didn't notice because vodka
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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