At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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