some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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