Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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