Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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