Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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