the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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