You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
How's work?
Spinning.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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