David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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