and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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