Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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