I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
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turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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