i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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